These past few months the weather was so terrible!!! It’s very hot and it’s not the usual summer anymore. Super and to the maximum level of hot temperature was experienced in the Philippines particularly in Iloilo. Sleeping at daytime is a struggle for all employees who are working at night shift. And being one of these employees, I developed my weird techniques against this phenomena.

1. Sleep under the tree … since this is one the natural phenomenon, solve your problem in natural way… sleep under the the tree (or trees if possible or why not jungle?)… but be sure you watch out from falling debris (such as fruits – e.g coconut -, birds shit, etc.. )

2. Sleep in lodging houses … this had been tried by my colleagues… namely the Threesome Girls (Tita Barbs, Miss Reggie, Miss France)… for only P250 plus presto you are sleeping in a dark cold room… effective as they said…right Ng Reg??? .. you are once again entered in your favorite place but this time with the girls not with the one you dreamed of… (joke)

3. Sleep and switch on your air-condition or electric fan … for those who have air-con unit, I envy you! .. as of the this is the best solution to problem… electric fan could be an alternative but after an hour your electric fan is not fun anymore it become dragon fun… lol… and make sure you have budget for your electric bills

4. Sleep while wearing sun-glasses … wearing sunglasses while on sleep sounds weird right? but if you try this doing alone in your room.. you feel that you’re hot! … hotter than the weather, isn’t it? “fashionista” in the making… sleepy japorms…

5. Sleep in a dark room … we’re not referring to the developing area, we try to create dark room that makes the condition cooler… it’s like having a night time during the sunny day.. be sure to put alarm for yo to wake up since it’s nice to sleep in a dark room esp. at around 6PM.. (then you forgot that you have duty? Ohh my…)

6. Sleep under your bed … if you’re still having problem.. try this number 6… sleeping under your bed is like having a dark room with ceiling? agree??

7. Sleep under water … if Agua (famous character in Philippine telenovela : Agua Bendita) can did why can’t we? … if only I have have gills I wanted to do this… it’s so unique and very much comfy..

8. Sleep naked … have you tried this? Sir Joven tried this one in a conservative manner.. he only wears high-branded brief… (ask him what brand – not the “tatlo sheen” of course)… he look hot right? and if he added the number 4… wow.. amazing.. sleeping with freedom.. just be aware of some chaos like fire, demolition that may cause you to wake up instantly without noticing yourself! and you just realized that you are naked when you are outside the house

9. Sleeping pills … 1 glass of sleeping pills will surely overdoes you.. once is enough but twice is better.. know your body’s need and just take enough pills.

10. Sleeping while hugging an ice … ice may cause your hand numb but will surely make you feel cold… but don’t be surprised that upon you woke up you are in the bed of water… alternative for water bed in the making

11. Sleep in the Mall … hang time at the mall… where it offers free air centralized air-con… check out the food court and if a lot of space available then you can rest.. or for the best go to movie house… but stay conscious with the robbers

12. Sleep in an Air-Conditioned Car … for those with no number 3 appliances, this is effective… make sure it’s yours…

Lastly and worst (please don’t try this!)]

13. Sleep while on duty! … for sure the next day you can sleep exactly at night! You are out! You are terminated!

If you ask me which technique I already did? I will simply answer out of 13, I already did eight of those… If you asked me what specific technique? Of course the best that could make me sleep and that will not result to the number 13 worst solution!

I bl 🙂 g you!!!

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